[Bíblia Parva] Capítulo 3 - A Expansão

**RobbertDewulf** Dom Out 04, 2009 4:54 pm

Capítulo 3
A expansão

Num dia de nevoeiro denso, Divus Bean apareceu diante dos fiéis em forma de Amanita Muscaria, e disse:

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Lembrai o cogumelo pois será através dele que alcançarás as riquezas da Parvónia.”

Os fiéis de imediato pegaram em aço incandescente e gravaram o sagrado símbolo na mão esquerda. De imediato a Parvoíce começou a transbordar de cada um dos presentes.

Intrigado com as palavras do seu Deus, Wooooo perguntou-lhe:

“Pai, qual o melhor caminho para a Parvónia?” - E Divus Bean respondeu: “Uru.. Uru.. Uru..”

Após dias a reflectir nas palavras, estando já todos sobre os efeitos da Amanita Muscaria gravada na mão esquerda, Crespacio disse:

“Seguiremos o caminho da esquerda, em detrimento do da frente e então vamos ir um pouco mais para baixo em direcção ao Uruguay e passaremos pelo Brasil e Indonésia para espalhar a palavra de Divus e deste modo alcançaremos a Parvónia.”

As palavras de Crespácio foram ditas com uma velocidade alucinante, só mesmo sobre o efeito da Amanita se teriam percebido as suas palavras. Foram precisos 0,15 segundos para os restantes fiéis aprovarem as palavras do iluminado Crespácio.

E foi assim que seguiram todos a nado para a terra prometida, a terra dos Parvos, a Parvónia.

Texto escrito por Wooooo com o sangue de Crespácio.
(Wooooo a fazer transfusões de sangue)